Thursday, December 17, 2009

Psychic Escape Artist

Did you hear about the midget, fortune teller who escaped from Jail?

He was a small medium at large.

Mr. Flannery

9 comments:

Janice said...

::: groans :::

Marge of Emmas Nook and Granny said...

Go inside and warm up. You've obviously been out in the cold too long. :)

Jaybird said...

Yeah, what she said!!!!
but I'm still laughing..those are my favorite kind of jokes!
Thanks for making my day!

Mindy said...

You owe me a keyboard. I just spit Dr. Pepper all over mine. Funny! ~Mindy

Mr. Flannery said...

Mindy - I'm sorry but I cannot take responsibility for anyone who cannot hold her Dr. Pepper.

red.neck chic said...

It's like you belong in my family... seriously, we could go with these all day long - for days. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

And I'm with Marge - go back inside...

;-) robelyn

Mr. Flannery said...

RNC - That's a first. Most people, including my family, are certain that I don't belong. In fact my stupid little brother has alway asserted that either he or I was adpoted.

red.neck chic said...

Well - we could drive your lil' brother nuts then - he'd end up grabbing his head, screaming and running away. LOLOL C'mon - I'll hang a stocking up for you - it'll be side-stitchin' fun I promise!

;-)

SecondhandKris said...

LOL!! My favorite kind of joke - totally stupid!! And you are soooo gooood at them!